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400 BAD REQUEST: a rendezvous without flowers
401 UNAUTHORIZED: I’m married 
402 PAYMENT REQUIRED: candle-light dinner

403 FORBIDDEN: don’t even think about it

404 NOT FOUND: today is the girls’ night out

405 METHOD NOT ALLOWED: anal out of the question

406 METHOD NOT ACCEPTABLE: blowjobs out of the question

407 PROXY AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED: I have to ask Mom first

408 REQUEST TIMEOUT: when did you last call?

409 CONFLICT: who was that blonde?

411 LENGTH REQUIRED: you call this “big”?

412 PRECONDITION FAILED: you don’t have a condom?

413 REQUEST ENTITY TOO LARGE: won’t fit!

415 UNSUPPORTED MEDIA TYPE: foursomes out of the question

500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR: period

501 NOT IMPLEMENTED: have never tried that

503 SERVICE UNAVAILABLE: headache

504 GATEWAY TIMEOUT: that’s all?

DOWNLOAD COMPLETE: “God! You were FAN-TASTIC! “

SERVER NOT AVAILABLE: keep getting that damn answering machine…

ILLEGAL OPERATION: *SLAP!* “Where the hell do think you’re putting that?!?!”

selongkar

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 teet...teet...teet...
kenangan lama terpamit kembali. 
usai membaca kesemua sms yang diterima 
dari awal tahun yang tak pernah dibuang. 
suka duka pahit manis bergelar seorang Qamarul. 
senyum..
pelbagai ragam dilalui....
pelbagai rencam diselongkari
akhirnya menemui kesimpulan diri
jangan ditangisi hari semalam
pupuk bangkit hari ini 
pengalaman memberanikan diri
teet...teet...teet...
*DELETE*
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o bidadari surga dunia

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 oh Bidadari surga
walaupunku tak suka adikku menderita
tapi aku suka tempat ini adanya
tak kira muda juga yang tua
bersopan santun berbudi bahasa
ayu manis senyum sentiasa
membuatkan aku menghadap kaunter sahaja
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