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400 BAD REQUEST: a rendezvous without flowers
401 UNAUTHORIZED: I’m married 
402 PAYMENT REQUIRED: candle-light dinner

403 FORBIDDEN: don’t even think about it

404 NOT FOUND: today is the girls’ night out

405 METHOD NOT ALLOWED: anal out of the question

406 METHOD NOT ACCEPTABLE: blowjobs out of the question

407 PROXY AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED: I have to ask Mom first

408 REQUEST TIMEOUT: when did you last call?

409 CONFLICT: who was that blonde?

411 LENGTH REQUIRED: you call this “big”?

412 PRECONDITION FAILED: you don’t have a condom?

413 REQUEST ENTITY TOO LARGE: won’t fit!

415 UNSUPPORTED MEDIA TYPE: foursomes out of the question

500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR: period

501 NOT IMPLEMENTED: have never tried that

503 SERVICE UNAVAILABLE: headache

504 GATEWAY TIMEOUT: that’s all?

DOWNLOAD COMPLETE: “God! You were FAN-TASTIC! “

SERVER NOT AVAILABLE: keep getting that damn answering machine…

ILLEGAL OPERATION: *SLAP!* “Where the hell do think you’re putting that?!?!”

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